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Applying a light (flashlight, phone light, etc) to the bottom of the breasts in a low lit room; results of the test demonstrate whether or not breasts are enhanced by way of implants (ie silicone, saline, etc). This is not a pass / fail test per se as the results of either outcome are delightful. This test may involve female - male, female -female, or multiple combinations and is especially exciting when electrical tape is used to create boob-o-lanterns with the breasts.
Last night we had a few friends over and after dinner had some good ole fashioned fun placing bets on who was "lights on" versus "lights off" in the topless torch test.
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a torch used for protection against monsters
OMG theres a monster!! Grab the safety torch!
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A Torch Queen is a homosexual characterized by dramatic hand gestures with cigarette in hand, and frequently results in the burning of persons and property. Normally sighted in gay bars.
If you see that Torch Queen Tony is a club be sure to keep your distance or she will be sure to torch you or your clothing.
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A musical sub-genre using the classical blues/rock construct and instrumentation with an emphasis on the themes and deliveries of the "torch" singers. Term stems from the saying, "to carry a torch for someone".
Practictioners include Billie Holliday, Serge Gainsbourg, Pollux, Jimmy Scott and Nina Simone.
"It's a third date; I'm bringing candles, some torch rock and massage oil."
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The act of turning a woman upside down, torching her pubes, and then fucking her with an ice-dildo in order to put out the flames.
This act takes some preperation. The woman must let her pubic hair grow to a considerable length. The act is as follows: The man turns the woman on her head, propping her feet against the wall. He then lights her pubic hair on fire. To set the fire out, he must fuck her with an ice dildo. The melting of the ice, with the water then flowing down her will subsequently quench the flames (due to her being upside down). AKA The Sherlock Holmes, only when the fire is started outside using sunlight and a magnifying glass.
Jane, John's girlfriend, surprised him on his birthday with a delicious Duck dinner. At the end of the meal, she dropped her pants and fulfilled his greatest fantasy by presenting him with her over-grown pubic hair and quickly demanding that he use the candle from the dinner to perform upon her the Honduran Torch.
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When you are porking in the dark and need a night light
Adrian: "can you turn the pork torch on, I can't see the hole."