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g-funk twizzle

A much cooler referance to use on any man in the place of the word/s:dude,bro,brothah,man etc...

-something to call a friend-

(1)"Yo what's up G-FUNK TWIZZLE, you crusin' over later for poker?"
(2)"Long time no see my G-FUNK TWIZZLE, how's the wife and kids?"

by Blaine January 5, 2005

9πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Fo twizzle ma dizzle

Another one of these stupid fucking words which you click on to see what it means. Maybe it could mean getting your dizzle twizzled.

Yo yo, homeboy!
I dont have a yo-yo
Wassup?
That biatch twizzled ma nizzle last night and she was goooood.

by yobbo May 1, 2003

17πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Twat-Twizzling Neo-ButtMonkey

n. 1) A gatekeeper who is driven by political agenda and a delusion of self-importance, rather than providing any useful function. 2) A gatekeeper who rather than being useful, attempts to prove their self-worth or reason for existence by not doing their job but rather obstruction the proper fulfillment of duties. 3) A bureaucrat who embodies the seven deadly sins of soft corruption: G-COPCAP. See: G-COPCAP.

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G-COPCAP

n. The seven deadly sins of soft corruption: Gamesmanship + Conflicts of interest + Obstructionism + Partiality to wealth and influence + Cronyism + Abuse of authority + fearfulness to prosecute politically-Powerful perpetrators

The man tried to get the word, "torina," added to the Urban Dictionary but the Twat-Twizzling Neo-ButtMonkeys simply ignored his entry, and did not deign to communicate any reasons for their decree.

by AWrinkleInTime January 3, 2016

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Give that Shizzle McDizzle a little twizzle

Small tap or other manipulation, to get something to work; being careful not to risk a large manipulation which might break the whole thing.

Ian: Dude, I can't get my Heinekin open!?!?
Bill: Give that Shizzle McDizzle a little twizzle!
Ian: Oh, you mean, like tap the top on the counter, but lightly so I don't break the bottle.
Bill: Sweet. BTW: you still suck at Tennis.
Ian: Get ready for Paris Suburbs Redux, honky boy.

by blamkin February 21, 2006

20πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Jizzy Jezzle and Izzy Twizzle

a popular DJ duo from the 90s rave scene, Jizzy Jezzle and Izzy Twizzle took the Welsh country by storm cranking out classics such as; too many sheep, udder brother and techno notice ewe.

"Jizzy Jezzle and Izzy Twizzle are so totally acid in my fridge man!!!"

by Jizzy Jezzle February 13, 2013


Twizzle poppin a handstand

Is when a tweaker experiences a demon explaining to him that his own family has agreed to let his friends tell on him to the cops so now looking out the window upside down in a car.

James : what the fuck is christian doing
Jake: hes twizzle poppin a handstand down woodside.

by Hahahahalksd lfffl August 13, 2020


twizzled member

Somebody who is off their tits on ecstasy

β€œDude look at his pupils, what a twizzled member”

by MdmBAE September 30, 2018