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When a straight male is unknowingly with a tranny & realizes that there is a cock and balls there and just sticks it in his asshole instead.
To my surprise, last night I had to pull a San Francisco u-turn, it was it was (tight) awesome!
When you use the offramp of a freeway, then get right back on the on-ramp in the opposite direction.
I think that car is going the wrong way on I-95… . I’ll bet he does a Roman U-turn.
When you nut in her on accident, so you immediatley pull out and hit that yeet.
I wasnt wearing a condom so it was time to bust a U-turn and get the fuck outta there.
There was parking on the other side of the street so I pulled a quick dirty u-turn
While in the act of doing lines of cocaine one doubles back on an adjacent line.
There were two lines left but Tom did a Michigan u turn and did them both
When a man sticks his penis into someone’s nostril and ejaculate causing the semen to shoot out the other nostril.
“Hey Jim, did you give Kyle a U-TURN last night”
When one is about to finish and the male or female then turns the guys dick on him, causing him to finish on himself.
Robert: Wtf why did you just U-turn me?!?!
Julia: I thought thats what you wanted me to do sorry.