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Viking: Someone who throws up on someone multiple times -- Usually at a party or wedding.
Basically doesn't mean this, but hey, it's Urban Dictionary, and here we type out definitions that make absolutely no sense or relation to the word itself or the reader, other than because we're odd people that like to put our strange, random personal meanings behind words.
Person 1: "Hey did you see what happened last night at the party? Jeff puked on someone.. Twice!"
Person 2: "Yeah i know. What a viking.."
Relatives of the norwegians. Some other countries (Danmark, Sweden) tried to make their own vikings. They failed. The norwegian vikings ruled Europe, scared the crap out of anyone else, drank "mjød" (bier), fucked "kjerringer" (big breasted norwegian women), had names like "Blood axe" and made "svenskevitser" (jokes) of the other scandinavians.
Some vikings still live in Norway today.
"Run for the hills! The vikings are coming"
"Can sweden have vikings too?"
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To raid or pillage, commonly used when dissussing vending machines.
We totally viked that vending machine!
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Technically 'Viking' doesn't actually mean a tribe or race of people, viking means 'to go raiding' and so when the Danes came invading and raiding with their ships they ended up being called Vikings rather than Danes/Northmen etc...
Hey, lets get a boat and go viking!
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1. (Noun) A group of seafaring reavers, raiders, traders, and pirates that marauded all across Europe in the 8th-10th centuries, in varied locations such as the eastern coast of England, Scotland, Ireland, France, Germany, Spain. Primarily of Norse ancestry.
They were tactically fond of lightning raids for booty, known as the "strandhogg" in Old Norse, followed by just as swift retreats back into safe waters. Due to the decentralized, nigh-anarchic structure of Continental European and English governments at the time, these vicious raids went practically unchallenged; before a local lord could muster his warband and ride to the beleaguered settlement, the raiders were long gone with whatever slaves, valuables, and livestock they could pilfer.
Not every Norseman was a Viking, and not every Viking was a Norseman.
2. (Adjective): Of, or pertaining to, the Vikings.
3. (Verb, Old Norse): To go raiding, plundering, and generally causing mayhem.
4. (Noun): The Minnesotan NFL team.
"Halgrim, what are you doing this spring?"
"Well, I might go Viking after the crops are sown."
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"It seems that the Vikings are coming to our monastery, Brother Ethelred. Perhaps they wish to convert!"
"Perhaps they do, Brother Wydhealf. I shall go and meet them. You go and unlock the gate."
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"Look, on the horizon! Viking longships!"
"Truly, we are doomed! God help us!"
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"The Vikings did really well this game, absolutely demolishing the Giants!"
"That's right, John. But before we look at the play-by-play, let's hear a word from our sponsors."
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It is where a team knows how to do something, but they choke.
The vikings choke to the saints, especially because of Brett Favre and Petersen, costing their team a trip to superbowl.
My team choked under pressure during the presentation yesterday
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Guys with funny hats who fight monsters that go "Rar!"
The VIKING said "I will fight you!"
The monster said "RAR!"
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