Ted Wheeler

Legendary war criminal and most hated man in America. Currently the mayor of Portland, Oregon, where he is so hated by his citizens he's afraid to leave his house (because people keep asking him to stop doing war crimes on them, and he does not want to do that at all).

Lumber heir from old money, hates the poor, loves lying, loves the police, hates the Geneva Convention, and hates you. He can frequently be found having a nice night out on the town enjoying his little wine. If you can find him at all.

Synonyms: Tevis, Tear Gas Teddy, Incompetent Mayor, War Criminal, Ted Tevis Wheeler

Ted Wheeler is going to hell.

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tim wheeler

Sex on legs with a Flying V guitar.
Midget.

Frontman of the band 'Ash'.

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Nick Wheeler

Hott, awesome hair, guitarist for the All American Rejects.
Born 1982, hometown Stillwater, Oklahoma.

Nick Wheeler IS HAWT!!!

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mall wheeler

A person with a truck or 4x4 that is lifted ridiculously high with huge mud tires that never sees a speck of dirt. They lifted their rig mainly to drive around town or the local mall to try and get attention from young hos who are turned on by big trucks.

Check out that lifted Silverado with the 20's. Such a mall wheeler.

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Mike wheeler

Only the best character in stranger things. He saved eleven and later she returned the favor.

Worth fangirling about.

Often shipped with eleven, thus creating mileven.

I ship myself with him, thus creating bike.

Friends with Dustin Lucas and Will
Enemies with Troy and James.

FAMILY
SISTERS- NANCY, 17 AND HOLLY, 3
PARENTS- KAREN AND TED
BIRTH YEAR- 1971 (12 as of 1983)

Wears ringers and stripes way too often.
Is loyal and a good friend, though overprotective and bossy at times.

Overall a good person to be around.

Mike Wheeler is the best kid on Stranger Things!1

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Nick Wheeler

The creator and guitarist of AAR
he also does the programming...smart nick

so..soo...soooolooo
nick does solos!

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Wheeler Feeler

The act of a male inserting his penis into a woman's anus while she is on her back. At the same time, the male inserts his hand into the woman's vagina and simultaneously strokes his penis while performing anal sex.

My wife: Kev, I really want to spice up our sex, its been so so boring lately!

Me: How about I Wheeler Feeler you!
My wife: I would love that, you are such a good boy!