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Sometimes a complete fuck up is VERY bad at flirting Tries to be kind to everyone,especially those who he has a close bond with,those who he thinks of in the romantic sense.Hes a god at video games,loves Mexican food,and will be the bestfriend you will ever ask for.Not only that,he is the most sweet,kind,gentle, humorous,sympathetic,empathetic person you could meet.Good at many things,will admit when he sucks at something.The two greatest things about being near a Wilson is that he’ll always make you feel cherished and welcomed.if your in a romantic relationship with him he’ll do his best to text you when he has the time but with all the things he does it is very hard to find.And he’s great in the bed.Though there is one bad side about a Wilson.He doesn’t tell anyone how he truly feels worried he may seem selfish and people would be mad or upset over how he feels so he tends to bottle it up inside that is when you don’t want to be near a Wilson.when he’s in a mood you must look for large baggy eyes furrowed brow,glistening eyes,and he is either very quite,for when he is so upset,that that anger turns tut turns to sadness,or very anti-social,because he doesn’t want to snap at anyone.Very smart good looking and a hell of a musician.Has a great voicebut chooses to sing alone.he doesn’t sleep much.you know a Wilson, be friends with em,ask em how they’re doing, and if your a girl,try to start dating cause ladies he is one in a million.The god amongst people and his name is Wilson.
Example 1: “You bro, you see that dude over there? He’s a total, and complete Wilson.”
Example 2:”If only I knew a Wilson. He’s be the best boyfriend/best friend I could cere ask for”
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When letting your emotions get the best of you and instead of using your inner voice you blurt out what you were thinking at the worst of times and location.
Steve can’t believe he wilsoned out “nice ass” as he waited in line at the grocery store checkout.
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Someone who is a complete asshole, one who like to keeps girls on the line but never really liked them to begin with.
Dude, He is such a wilson with chicks, I dont see how he can keep them.
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A lie, an untruth, a tall tale, a big story usually about meaningless shit, stories often contain somalians, exes, candy apple red rx3, anything brazillian, and portofino boys.
Ackaz guess whos texted mes the other dayz it was a quinnz she was a keenz for me againz but i tellz her to fuckz offz cos shes part brazillian and i wasnt keenz, i just dont have the same sex drive as the other guys. - what a sam wilson
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1. (noun)when the front of one's underwear is situated or pulled uncomfortably high; a frontal wedgie
a.Dude that crummy chair gave me a wilson.
b.Jamie even gave Carl a wilson when he did a cartwheel.
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When a guy cheats on you with your own "friend" and the situation gets ugly, usually ending in a cat fight and his car getting tamponed.
I've been Wilsoned again. I cant believe you Wilsoned me. Maybe she has self esteem issues because she's been Wilsoned before.
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At the speed of a Wilson brother.
Usually Owen, who is speed himself.
Sonic the Hedgehog thinks that he is speed, that he is sonic or supersonic, but Lightning McQueen is driven by Owen Wilson.
I was pulled over for driving at a Wilsonic speed. I told them it’s fine if my last name is Wilson.