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bruising that is usally found the day after a wild, kinky sex session.....found usally on shoulders, arms, legs and/or buttocks. A GOOD SIGN THAT THE NIGHT WENT WELL!!!!!!!
"WOW, dave must have porked u hard last night, u have LOVE BRUISES all over you...... im soo jealous....."
" oh yes, he DID!!!!!"
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The little tiny circle bruises left on a girl's thigh while getting pounded by a slim man with sharp hip bones.
1. That guy Danny, he's a real thigh-bruiser.
2. Oh hell yea he's sexy, and what a thigh-bruiser!
3. While looking in the mirror in the morning, I thought, "Had me a thighbruiser last nite...Guess that mean's I cant fuck this other guy tonite!"
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A fierce cock slapping used to instill obedience through domination
"Bring me my eggs bitch or suffer the wrath of the mushroom bruise."
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Bruises often seen on arms, thighs, knees and possibly neck area that is sustained by physical activity common to whores and prostitutes (kneeling on the pavement in an alleyway, being grabbed by the neck or arm by a john or pimp, general abuse from those that like rough stuff) Also can be detected when a woman has matching thumb bruises on the inside of her thighs ---->from getting pounded from behind.
See Courtney Love.
Chas:"Did you happen to check out that whore bruise on Dan's sister?"
Todd:"Shit, you just know that any girl named Amber has to be a little slut. She was at the frat party the other night and she got down."
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Asain who trys to act black by wearing baggy clothes, listening to rap, and memorizing words to rap songs to seem gangster they also google search "Black People" on their 20,000 dollar laptop
did you see that bruised banana in the audience of BET
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n. A bruising or discoloration occurring on the thigh, shin or calf. They can vary wildly in origin; usually they appear quite unaccountably, and are often seen in adult films. Within such media, these are generally found on women, but can occur on men as well. A theory may be provided that such minor injuries are sexually related.
"She's a pretty hot performer, but not in this video; she's got porno bruises."
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What happens after you take a serious beating to your ballsack
Holy shit!! I got bruised nuggets!!!