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when young female professionals are fooled into believing middle aged men are all powerful wizards
Stacey had such a Dorothy Complex she let some dude who was dumb af with less qualifications than her get promoted when she’d been working towards that spot for years.
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a type of complex where a person makes everything more awkward than it is, calls everyone a "creeper", has shitty social competence, and snubs people that are different from them. It's not that other people are weird, they just freak out at everything and make situations more tense than they really are.
At a popular beach resort, two girls are posing for a photo taken by a third girl, standing a considerable distance apart. A man lingers between them, on his cell phone, unaware that he is standing in the way. They hesitate for a moment before asking him to move, in which he apologizes as he moves out of the way. Afterwards:
Girl 1: OMG, that guy was SUCH a creeper!
Girl 3: ... ? No--he was just on the phone and he couldn't tell that he was in the way. You and you're god-damm creeper complex need to calm the fuck down.
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1. A personality trait in which a person adapts there whole being, philosophy, and self into a new image whenever something new catches their attention.
2. Identity issues. When a person is having an identity crisis, and will change themselves to fit in with who they think they want to be.
3. When a person is not consistent with who they are, what they like, or where they want to go.
Rob suffers from the Chameleon Complex, last month he wanted to start a band, two months ago he was training to be a chef, and now he is taking swimming lessons so he can try out for the next Summer Olympics.
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Extreme non-romantic love for ones brother, sometimes similar to worshiping the ground they walk on.
Can also be related to daddy complex where they're filling a void that is missing, but instead looking for guys that are like their brother.
Girl: "So you play WoW?!"
Guy: "Yeah, why do you play too?"
Girl: "Nah, but my older bro does. He's such a sweetheart.... I really miss him...."
Girl: "So do you also play Minecraft?"
Guy: "Let me guess your brother also played that?"
Girl: "Yeah, and he took me out to eat, and walked around with me at midnight, and told me how much he cared about me and would always be there for me. He wants nothing to do with me now though...."
Guy: "Do you have a brother complex or something? Why do you care if I do the same things as your brother?"
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1. A condition found in some gay men who think all other men are gay, regardless of whether true or not.
2. Overactive gaydar.
Easily diagnosed in those who claim Chace Crawford from Gossip Girl is actually gay.
Bruno: Chace Crawford is so gay!
Jim: Dude, you wish! Your gay complex is so bad, you think every guy is gay.
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The Skidmore Complex is in effect when any of the following are true:
1) Unattractive men are able to freely and easily hook up with gorgeous, intelligent women.
2) Women are rejected by men who are less attractive than they are.
3) Those in attendance at a party are 30 women and two men.
4) All good looking college men are gay or taken (usually by a high school girlfriend).
5) Male Skidmore alumni are unable to attract women nearly as beautiful as the women they were able to in college.
The Skidmore Complex is most clearly observed at Skidmore College, but may occur at any small liberal arts college in which women outnumber men.
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A person is who is said to have a "God complex", does not believe he is god, but acts so arrogantly that he might as well believe his is God or appointed to act by God.
Some believe that "God complexes" are particularly common in arrogant, highly educated, worldly, or powerful people.
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