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If you are suffering from "Duck's Disease", you are very short or have short legs. In other words, your bottom is very close to the ground.
Jeez, look at that short fella waddling along over there, he must have Duck's Disease.
Temporary condition primarily caused by sitting on wicker or cane chairs leaving matching circular indentations on the skin after prolonged exposure. Variants involve skin creases after prolonged sleeping or clothing items leaving similar impressions.
Sitting on that wicker chair all morning gave my legs some serious moon disease!
Moopins disease is a disease which results in loud, random, often unexpected outbursts that cannot be explained by any normal behavioural patterns.
Dude 1: What was that?
Dude 2: It’s ok, she has Moopins disease, she can’t control it.
A disease in which a girl acts deliberately or otherwise like a total cunt. This girl may appear bitchy or needy but rest assured she only has a case of Cuntingtons Disease.
Cures for Cuntingtons Disease are as follows
Reality Check
A Good Lay
New Clothes
Compliments
Travis: "Dude, that chick has always been a total bitch to me."
Zack: "Naw dude, its just her Cuntingtons Disease acting up again."
Travis: "Oh, no worries."
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A disease where you want to be popular and you become totally a biatch... It's very upsetting and contagious. The popular people carry this virus. You will have a corrupted soul if you get this disease.
OMG Chair got a pop disease! She's SOOO mean and she is a biatch now :(
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The slowness everyone in southern Flordia has.
Make sure to order food 30min early because down here everyone has Keys Disease.
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A Medical Condition when a human has spent an entire week using TikTok Daily.
Cure: Reality Check
Sorry, Buddy, You have TikTok Disease, we will need to do an intense reality check on you next week.
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