figurative dick

If someone has the figurative dick in their mouth, it means the more that they talk the less enjoyable your life is; just as the more someone giving a blowjob talks, the less enjoyable it is.

That Max kid is so annoying, he has the figurative dick in his mouth all day.

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Six figures

I was only four

Six figures I was only four

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Hourglass Figure

A real woman. A beautiful girl. The perfect shape. A classic that will NEVER go out of style.

I love sexin' a woman who's got the hourglass figure. I need something to grab and squeeze and thrust into and enjoy. She is hot. Hourglass figure is so H-O-T. No other compares.

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figure it out

What you tell someone when they have successfully completed a task. If you have a puzzle you are trying to put together, and you finally finish it, you may be told to figure it out.

I had just solved the problem when Lil' Tone jumped in and said 'figure it out'!

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figure skater

Ok I need to clarify thigs a bit, the picture above is not called a chinese spiral, it's called a catch-foot, or beilman spiral. And there is no such thing as a "quint axel", the hardest jump in figure skating is the quad axel, never landed in competition, but it is still possible. And I heard all of you talking about how difficult and dangerous figure skating is, but you failed to mention the grace and beauty of the sport.

"Here it comes, the triple lutz, this one's big,..., wow! She landed that so beautifly and gracefully, that take-off was absolutely esquisette, and her height was amazing. She just proved herself to the judges as a TRUE figure skater"

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stick figure

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Sorry but the l's here suck, and the head move to the right, so it doesn't look like a stick figure.

Stick figure's are fun to draw.

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Father figure

An older male with whom you associate as your adopted father. Teenage girls tend to have many father figures in their lives if they are lacking a father or have an issue with their own, actual father.

This also commonly leads to infatuation with older men who are father figures, be it theirs or in general.

Friend 1: Oh, I never had a decent father...
Friend 2: You have father issues?
Friend 1: Yeah. It means I now have a father figure...

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