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when both parties orgasm simultaneously in conjuction with a condom breaking!!!
Sally's Freind: "Hey Sally, You alright? What did you and Bill get up to last night? You sure made a lot of noise!!!!"
Sally: " Fuck fuck fuck "
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The mating call of the rare fuckus bird.
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The only coherent thought/word/statement available to any respectable sentient beings upon exposure to such items as the following:
1) any 24-hour news network for more than a minute.
2) Explanation of George W. Bush's environmental policy
3) profound rumination on the state of life as we know it
4) Door-to-door Jehovah's Witnesses at 5am
5) the realization that your dogs have eaten your entire easter basket and proceeded to vomit/explosive diarrea the whole thing throughout your living space
6) Stories about imperialism from the 1300's forward
7) the whole Bush administration
CNN: "...have built a twelve foot wall to divide shi'ite and Sunni factions in the capital city...'"
Respectable sentient being: "Oh...oh they fuckin' didn't...they did. Those stupid Fuck-fucketty-fuck-fuck-fuckers!"
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What you yell when you're trying to watch a movie with a slow internet connection, and it keeps buffering every 5 minutes...
-good part of movie-....-buffering- FUCKING COCK FUCK!
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Often used sarcasticly to show that the speaker/author is "so angry" that s/he must resort to making most of his/her words expletives.
A: I'm gonna kill you, man!
B: Oh, oh my. I'm soooo scared. Fuck the fucking fuckers.
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A truly inspired name for a pub quiz team, as previously used in The Castle pub in Aberystwyth.
"And in first place, the Fuck-fucketty-fuck-fuck-fuckers, with 128 points!"
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When something is going REALLY awful and the word "fuck" isn't enough to explain it.
"Oh my fucking fuckity fuck! I'm so gonna fail this test."
"You need help man?"