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Seat Surfing is the act of hopping from seat to seat to get to a desired area in a Stadium or Arena. This is an alternative to sliding your way to an isle walking down to the row and sliding your way back in.
Mike: Woah! Where did you come from Alex? I called you like 30 seconds ago.
Alex: I was all the way up in row 23 when you called me. I knew it would take forever if I took the isle, so i saved time by Seat Surfing my way down here.
The best car in the entire world. Encompasses a whole range of engines and trims, esp the Cupra, which is as sexy as!
Girl 1: I'm looking to buy a new car, what should I get?
Girl 2: A Seat Leon, of course! Best car ever!
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(v.) A violent and runny explosion emanating from your bowels that when released into the toilet it up splashes on to the bottom of the toilet seat. This maybe seen after eating some e coil infected food or 2 week old lunch meat.
commonly seen at a skidhider house
Nathan: hey Ryan, can i use your bathroom?
Ryan: sure
(2 minutes later)
Nathan: you might want to get some clorox to the bathroom stat. i just peppered the seat.
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The “homo seat” is that empty seat left between two men, generally acquainted with one another, in public places such as cinemas, commuter trains and inexpensive eating establishments. It acts as a bulwark against the appearance of excessive intimacy, and is a marker of personal space. Its use would also depend on the level of acquaintance between two men; a “homo stool” would not be used at the counter of a diner between two men who arrived together, but would be socially necessary in all but the most crowded conditions between two men who had not been previously introduced.
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Based on or using intuition and experience rather than a plan or method, improvised;Performed without using instruments
He had become used to seat-of-the-pants solutions in response to unexpected problems
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to put someone on the spot.
Theodore really put her on the Hot Seat
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To silently flatulate into a cushioned seat, while simultaneously allowing the gassy substance to sift its way throughout the infrastructure of the bolster.
This action is then followed by violent (and often obscure) strikes to the seat. These strikes release the "enclosed odor".
The stench instantly overpowers surrounding air, causing uncomfortability to any one in the vicinity of the seat.
As Weston put the car into park, his friend then opened his door, violently began punching the seat, shut the car door, and ran.
Weston was entirely confused, but then quickly realized what had just happened. Instantly, Weston's sense of smell became susceptible to the instable odor of Harrisons flatulence.