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wrapping presents

A phrase used by a person who is masturbating to a magazine when someone knocks on the door. Popularized by Master Shake in an episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

*knock*

"Don't come in, I'm wrapping presents!"

by sanfud n sun April 17, 2006

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birthmasday present

A present that unfortunate kids like me must get when you want something that the family can only afford if you combine your birthday present money with your Christmas present money. Thus, you don't get anything for one of those holidays.

"Dude, how did you get that iPod Touch?"

*sigh* "It was a birthmasday present."

by myketuna November 25, 2007

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Christmas present

A very lame, 3 definition, Urban Dictionary present for cuteuwu Mingjie <3

Merry Christmas! Here's a Christmas present...

by plant julie December 22, 2020

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Future Present

A term which replaces the word "future" to imply that the future will one day be the present.

The future present exists and will come to pass.

by twohander June 4, 2017


Present Nazi

The person, at any gathering where wrapped gifts are exchanged, who vehemently insists on dictating the presentation and opening protocol of the gifts for all participants.

Don't invite her to the office gift swap, she's a Present Nazi, she'll nsist that we all open our gifts one at a time so everyone can see what everyone else got and from who. We'll be there for hours.......

by Moustache U Aquestion November 30, 2016


Hush Present

A gift (preferably jewelry) you give your girlfriend hoping she won't notice you still didn't put a ring on it.

Leah: Wow! What a nice bracelet!
Sally: Yeah it's another Hush Present.....
Leah: Oh Seriously!? That's why you don't give the milk for free
Sally: Don't I know it!

by Hushqueen July 31, 2012


past present

A present that you got last year. A gift that you keep getting over and over again.

That is a past present. Not another past present, can't you think of something new?

by lankylegs November 14, 2013