Any of a class Astroidea of echinoderms that have arms that make it resemble a star.
Is that a starfish?
2๐ 1๐
Tying someone's hands and feet to each corner of a trailer while they are face down naked with a dildo between there butt cheeks and driving .
Torture method used by crazy woman in New Zealand.
Hey Hannah I think Wayne should be starfished ...
If he doesn't do what you want he should should be starfished.
2๐ 1๐
Placing your fist in a girls vagina/anus and then extending all your fingers open palm (as open as possible).
"He bent me over and starfished me, and now nothing else brings me pleasure." - Queen Elisabeth II
*Fists into the air, then extends all fingers* "And that's how I met your mother." - Ted Mosby
21๐ 35๐
The act of laying/falling asleep face down motionless on a bed with your arms and legs spread apart, making a Starfish shape. Usually in ones clothes.
This happens when one is extremely tired.
Friend 1: Why's he still asleep?
Friend 2: Well, we came back so late yesterday that I caught him "Starfishing" his bed this morning.. Fully clothed!
21๐ 34๐
Refers to a noob or person who lacks legitimate skills
Wow Jesse Fonseca is such a starfish! He doesnt even have fingers!
17๐ 28๐
A combination of starving and famished often used by children who cant pronounce the seperate words.
Little Johnny said "Mummy when is dinner im starfished!"
7๐ 9๐
A stupid fish that has seen Big Brother and now thinks its a bloody star.
Example: Can that fish sing? No! Can it dance? No! Can it tell jokes? No! It thinks its a bloody Starfish.
27๐ 51๐