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A member of the IT department that handles desktops, servers, network, network security and phone systems. Pretty much any hardware and standard software. Usually given so many tasks that random shit that has nothing to do with his job is given to him. Pretty much the company whipping boy.
Big wig 1: The toaster is broken.
Big wig 2: Whoa whoa whoa! It's like your talkin Chinese! Ask the systems administrator to fix it!
The D.E.N.N.I.S. system refers to a fool proof system enabling men to obtain a woman's undying love, accompanied by life love devotion (if the man so desires). The D.E.N.N.I.S. system was made popular by Dennis Reynolds, a fictional character from Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia. The system, although original in name, is similar to "The Effect," which also goes by the separate name "DJGorbeism," popularized by D.J.G. When one engages in "the effect" they are "IN EFFECT."
D- Demonstrate Value
E- Engage Physically
N- Nurture Dependence
N- Neglect Emotionally
I- Inspire Hope
S- Separate Entirely
The way to win any girl's heart.
Example of the D.E.N.N.I.S System/In Effect
Kalie, "Hey this is some good pizza."
Dennis, "You're the one that is good."
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The system of comparing penis sizes through standing front to front with erect penises, edging towards eachother until one mans penis touches the body of the other man
This man is crowned victor
Me and my buddy, rob, used the peametric system to finally resolve the conflict of whose penis is larger
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An absolute failure of a system that fucks up millions of people's lives that's not only completely outdated and in need of a radical change, but also strips students of their individuality and expects them all to end up in some factory that doesn't even exist anymore.
The education system is basically prison, but we're forced to go through it.
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a politically correct band with some fucking unique talent
no example needed, just check out thier albums toxicity and steal this album
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One who claims to maintain or support a computer system but in all actuality only has opinions on how it should be done and may in fact have no hands-on experience to back up said advice.
The chief system opinionstrator criticized how the system administrators actually handled the upgrade, nevermind he had never done an upgrade himself.
The most recent band in existence to be so kick-ass that their records are 55-minute-long orgasms.
"I like SOAD," said Dave one day while he was out kicking the shit out of zombie scum.
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