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The Thuringian Tower is a complex sex act performed by three people, two women and one man.
In it's simplest form the Thuringian Tower involves a very strong very German man standing upright with his legs shoulder width apart (important for the balance). He is holding and performing oral sex on the middle woman who is a bit less strong but still very German. While being held, she is sitting on the man's shoulders and her legs are wrapped around the neck/back area of the man. On top of her is the second woman. She must be small but can be of any nationality. She is on the shoulders of the middle woman also receiving oral sex. Simultaneous to receiving cunnilingus from the woman beneath her, the top woman is happily eating a Thuringian Bratwurst with spicy mustard.
The sex act is complete when the woman on top finishes the Bratwurst.
Dude! I went to visit my friend in Altenburg yesterday. When I arrived she was at the top of a Thuringian Tower! She couldn't finish the Bratwurst so she tossed it down to me and I ate it. The other two people involved were super annoyed with her.
when you and your homeboy get a girl on her knees and youre fucking her while shes sucking his dick. Then you high-five eachother, making what looks like the ifle tower.
Tony and Mike love taking fan girls to see the ifle tower
Everyone's favorite Roblox game despite having 1/3 of the votes being dislikes
Person: "What's your level in Tower of heck?"
Guy: "69"
A state of sheltered and unworldly intellectual isolation.
The first mention of ivory towers is in the Bible, Song of Solomon 7:4 (King James Version):
Thy neck is as a tower of ivory; thine eyes like the fishpools in Heshbon, by the gate of Bathrabbim: thy nose is as the tower of Lebanon which looketh toward Damascus.
The contemporary figurative meaning is of a place of unworldly isolation. This may be in allusion to the famous Hawksmoor Towers of Oxford University's All Souls' College, which are ivory in colour (or at least, they were when they were built in 1716). The relative lateness of the first uses of the phrase (below) tend to argue against that derivation.
"Each member of society must be ever attentive to his social surroundings - he must avoid shutting himself up in his own peculiar character as a philosopher in his ivory tower."
A pile and/or stack of Russian prostitutes urinating on a fat, disgusting, rich asshole who has to tweet after completion.
Covfefe occurred after a particularly bigly Trump Tower.
The act of two people pooping at the same time, on the same toilet. Imagine a guy sitting on the toilet pooping, and a girl sitting on his lap pooping through the triangle hole his legs make with the toilet.
"Hey, Honey. I need to go drop a duece, do you want to go poopel tower it up?"
Shopping Complex in Singapore, not faned for its shops, but know locally as "four floors of whores"