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Therapist Face

Intensely focused male facial expression used when dancing, in conversation, or otherwise interacting with females who have been targeted for hooking up. Comes from Sean Connery's SNL Jeopary impersonation played by Darrell Hammond when he chooses the "Therapists" category.

Look at that guy's therapist face on the dance floor. He is focused on taking that girl down.

by Claverly Adams February 22, 2010


Therapist Friend

A person (mainly teenagers) who is the “Therapist” of the friend group that they are in. Most therapist friends end up being assigned that role unwillingly after one to many vents being told and their response being help. Sadly, most therapist friends suffer with their mental health but have no one to go to because they are the person people go to.

Sometimes, Therapist friends want to say no when you ask to vent, but they’ll feel bad if they do so they say yes.

ALWAYS.ASK.TO.VENT

“Wow, why does Kai seem so stressed?”
“They’re the Therapist Friend of the group and everyone keeps loading their problems onto them.”
“I never want to be the Therapist Friend.”

by funkyfrogbait August 8, 2023


naked therapist

Naked therapist is definition of prostitute or stripper

Jamie:hey Jim I say your tweets yesterday abt naked therapist what is that

Jimmy:oh it's about prostitute thank you for asking btw

by Liloandloli December 27, 2022


unlicensed therapist

stripper, exotic entertainer

strippers have been known to refer to themselves as unlicensed therapists. Gentlemen club patrons seem to find solace confiding in strippers in all areas of their life.

by takosalad October 24, 2012


Respiratory Therapist

AKA The hospitals bitch.

Respiratory Therapist are highly specialized members of a patient's healthcare team that diagnose and treat respiratory disease and disorders.

Respiratory Therapist are usually thought to be idiots who are only needed supply oxygen christmas tree nipples and administer Albuterol to patients who choked on their breakfast oatmeal. They are only thought to be knowledgeable when RNs have exhausted all ideas to help patients or when shit his the fan.
The best skill Respiratory Therapist possess is the ability to put SPO2 probes back on patients fingers when RNs report that they cannot get a reading.

Ms. Johnson keeps ringing the call bell because she is anxious, let me call the respiratory therapist in there for an albuterol treatment so I can finish my lunch.

by Stabn722 March 14, 2017

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Soph the therapist

Soph the therapist is a head admin from Liege's Llama Habitat Server and she's known by being a (bad) therapist and being the best singer in the whole server, and also is a meme, and also is actually being shipped with Vending, and also is being know by no answering dms, and also is being known for being known

Vincent: Oh no, Soph the therapist didnt give me a therapy.
Pingu: ew Soph the therapist never answer dms

by Minced Meat July 14, 2020


##needs a therapists

##needs a therapists

##needs a therapists

by Annonymous122121212 October 5, 2018