Spooning

A form of affection between a couple. Where the man lays front to back with the girl. They fit together like spoons.

Adam and Tay were spooning all night!

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spoon

An ambiguous sexual term that can mean to have sex, to cuddle (after sex), or to have sex in a specific position.

My brother and his girlfriend spoon constantly.

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spoon

Depending on who you are apparently, a romantic embrace that is void of sexual intercourse, or a position for sex. I dunno, they seem to be a little different.

we spooned last night!

geez, all we did was spoon last night...

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Spooning

A horizontal hug where the friends/lovers lie back to chest, and fit into each others nooks. Like little spoons in a drawer.

My boy lies behind me and proceeds to wrap his arms around me, as I lie in front feeling fully content.

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Spoon

Someone who is beyond an idiot

Did you see the shit Steve was doing last night?

Yeah he's such a spoon.

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Spooning

To spoon. Used to eat foods or to stir.

Bob: Hey, can I spoon your nuts inside your nutsack?
Joe: No, use a fork.
Bob: I'll just use my fingers.
Joe: Spooning the nuts is better.

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spoon

1. To have sex in a position where both the female and male are facing up with the females back to the males chest.

2. Eating utensil that is like a shallow bowl with a handle.

3. To lick someone's anus

4. A stupid person

5. A type of bong used for smoking weed

6. A stupid codeword for pornography

7. A 'nicer' word for fuck

8. Battle cry of a cartoon character named 'The Tick'

1. Me and my girlfriend spooned last night

2. I did not have any clean spoons in the dishwasher so I drank my cereal from the edge of the bowl.

3. That kid's a fag. He can spoon me for all I care.

4. What the hell do you mean you gave him your IP address?! You fucking spoon!

5. Hey, we don't need this cheap plastic pipe no more, I got a glass spoon.

6. I got some spoon in my backpack featuring two hot ladies.

7. You had sex with my girlfriend? Spoon you, man!
-Ooh I wanna spooner her hard.
-What the spoon is her problem?

8. SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNN-UH

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