the one

that annoying asshole from the matrix

anyone: "you're the one!"

keanu: "what?"

anyone: "youre the one!"

keanu: "what? why am i here?"

anyone: "cause you're the one!"

keanu: "you havent answered my question"

anyone: "i just did you fucking dipshit!"

keanu: "what?"

anyone: "goddamit you're lucky you're the one cause theirs about ten billion people that want to punch your dumbass in the face"

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the one

1.The single being who is able to return balance to the force.
2.The only person able to change the matrix as he sees fit, and conquer the machines that have taken over the world.

1."And you believe that you have found the one, this boy?"
2."Neo is the one from the prophecy."

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One

Regarded by many as the best Metallica songs. The song portrays a young soldier who is returning from war, suffering massive damage from a landmine. He cannot speak, he cannot move, he is essentially a head with no body.

Metallica did two versions of this song originally, the original and the rare version. In the rare version, during the long instrumental sections it is filled with speaking, the speaking of the soldier in his mind, the doctors, and his father. The boy pleads for his father to kill him, the doctor realizes the mistake of taking this patient and making him live through this "hell".

On "...and Justice for All."

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ones

a slang term for nike air force ones

im bout to go get me some fresh ones

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one

means goodbye, spoken as a true gangsta

You leavin? Aight one bro."

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one

A great answer to give in math class when a teacher asks you a question to make sure you are paying attention, and you don't know it because you really weren't paying attention.

Great because it is more likely to be the right answer than any other number. Also, even if you're wrong, everybody will think it was just a joke and you will come out on top.

Do not try in other classes or you will look like a dumbass.

Me: zzz... "snore"

Mr. Lashower: Erick, would you please tell me what anything to the power of zero is?

Me: "wakes" Uhhhh.... one?????

Mr. Lashower: Yes, that's the correct answer.

Me: Bitchin'. This shit works.

OR...

Me: zzz...

Mr. Goldfischer: Erick who won the Battle of Stalingrad?

Me: One?

Classmates: WTF ?!?!

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one

A term one uses when departing. It's similar to saying "peace" when you're about to step out.

Aiight bro I got some errands to go catch up on. Catch u lata. One.

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