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a phrase that is commonly used amongst men.
comMANly used phrases:
"make me a sandwich"
"get me a beer"
uncomMANly use phrases:
"ouch, that hurt"
"i need to stop and ask for directions"
"can we cuddle after sex?"
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"Treasure chest" and "booty", as in, the sumptuous T&A "riches" which any "curvaceously attractive" lady possesses, and which horny studs view as being infinitely more desirable/precious to them than any buccaneer's ill-gotten stash of gold or jewels. Plus a girl's "bodily valuables" can never be "spent 'n' squandered" the way monetary riches can; the blinky-eyed cutie's delectable resources remain present and undepleted no matter how much they are "savored and enjoyed". And of course, in the case of the ample "treasures" on a buxom gal's "treasure chest", the overall "volume" of her delightful "treasures" actually **increases** with "regular use", since a girl's boobs grow bigger and fuller the more they're played with, especially if said "recreation" occurs while the chick is still in her more "youthful years", such as between her late teens to early thirties.
Bored history-class student: I'm not much into reading about piracy on the high seas, but I do love occasionally quoting their colorful language, especially when lightheartedly conversing with cute girls whom I befriend --- they always have the biggest giggle-fits when I joke around with them using protoplasm pirate-phrases.
Playing catch phrase totally inebriated
"Dude, why'd you piss in my sink???"
"Sorry, i blame it on the Catchen Drunk Phrase
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A phrase that seems to make no sense by adding a thought then substracting that thought right back but when pondered it actually did have a meaning. Sports players, comedians, and country musicians are most often heard making full circle phrases.
Some popular full circle phrases.
Yogi Berra: "It's like deja vu all over again"
Toby Keith: "I'm not as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I ever was"
George Carlin: "What if there were no hypothetical questions"
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an uncompleted phrase leaving one wondering what is supposed to be said next.. "the bear happened upon, eating a log"
"jumping through the forest, the end" thats such a dangling participial phrase
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What you call the word of the day if it is more than one word.
Look, working hard or hardly working is the Urban Phrase of the Day!
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A phrase that is not the whole truth but watered down to make it seem like it's legit.
He's just ranting watered down phrases again ignore him!
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