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I know you looked up your name Eliot!
Eliot: holy shit who made this? Is someone else named Eliot Thompson?!
Talented drummer for Glaswegian group Franz Ferdinand. The only member of the band who was actually born in Scotland (Edinburgh), making his accent the hardest to understand, but also the most fun. It has been stated by the man himself that he once sold his arse-fat to medical science because he couldn't be arsed (oh, hahaha) to get a job.
Thankfully he has found a career in dear old Franz!
"That Paul Thompson has really fancy boots"
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The american equivalent of a Dirty Astete, with a twist.
In a dirty Thompson, the woman does a handstand on the floor with her ass sticking in the air and her legs spread. the man puts his balls in her ass and his dick in her pussy, or vice versa. when he 'finishes' he pulls his balls out of her ass (or pussy) and there is a popping sound. the man usually then says "Booyah!" or something similar and slaps the woman's ass like a cowboy.
I gave my wife a dirty Thompson last night... it was oooo-wee good! Daggum!
(makes cowboy noises and gestures) When i pulled 'em out, i said "giddy-up!"
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A term for an aggressive basketballer who plays like he's 7'5" but is actually a midget. Also the name for the current Cleveland Cavalier's 6'9" Center.
Zeke: "IMMA DUNK ALL OVER YA!!!!"
Matt: "WHAT IN THE NAME OF GOD ARE YOU DOING?!"
Zeke: "I'm pulling off THE FAMED 'TRISTAN THOMPSON!' "
Matt: "Like DUNKING OVER 5 PEOPLE when YOU'RE JUST 5'7"?!!"
Zeke: "Yea BOI!!!!"
(Zeke gets blocked anyways)
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Highly underrated, but superior talented rock drumming god of Roxy Music fame. Known universally to true fans as "The Great Paul Thompson", due to his incredible drumming skills and power. A great example of his work can be found on the extended instrumental section of the Roxy Music track "In Every Dream Home a Heartache" from the 1973 album "For Your Pleasure". Paul Thompson underpinned the Roxy Music sound from 1973 - 1980 when he left the group due to 'musical differences' (i.e. Bryan Ferry wanted to take the "Rock" out of Roxy Music and turn out easy listening lounge lizard fare). Ferry saw the error of his ways some time later and Paul has been on the recent tours with the largely original Roxy line-up.
For some great examples of Paul Thompson listen to:
"2HB"
"The Bob"
"Every Dream Home a Heartache"
"She Sells"
"Manifesto"
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1. Adjective, for a male to insert his penis so far into a womans vagina that his testicles are pressing violently against her body.
Similar to balls deep
2. Adjective, to be so deep in conversation that one or all participants burst into tears.
Similar to a deep and meaningfull
Q. Yo Joshy, you got Thompson deep in that bitch last night?
A. Narr man she wanted to talk to me, but i just got Thompson deep in her moist muff instead
A lad with a small penis usually 2-3 inches hard he thinks he is a farmer although he has never seen a (farm) a Joshua Thompson rarely breaks 5 foot at full height he is hated by all and loved by none he thinks he is a world-class karate champion although he only has participation medals I would highly recommended not becoming friends with this being as he will eventually try to engage in a sexual relationship a Joshua Thompson favourite words are (sir) and (diffin)
Man:oh no Joshua Thompson is approaching
Man2: run I heard he is queer
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