SEND THOU BOSSOMS

Medieval version of "Ayy wanna fuck".
A fine statement only for the finest medieval fuckboys.

Fuckboy 1: "Send thou bossoms..."

Fuckboy 2: "Yes!"
Fuckboy 1: "I don't what an emoji is, but we should send one."

Fuckboy 2: "Yes... Smiley face..."

hippier-than-thou

A hippie cat or chick who thinks they are better than everyones else because they are more organic or listen to lesser known Jam bands.

>Dude Phish fuckin' sucks.
>Don't be so Hippier-than-thou.

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Gother than Thou

A Goth who believes they are gother than anyone else. They often listen to Gothic music and hate any one who claims to be a goth and doesn't listen to "Gothic" music.

"Hey, john I started listening to evanescence. Am I goth now?"-Kim
"You're not goth kim. We call you a "Mall goth". You should listen to bauhaus. You're just being a big poseur at the moment."-John
"Well, fuck. Why do you have to act like you're Gother than thou? Christ man."-Kim

Synonyms: Snob, Real Goth

Antonyms: Stupid Goth, Poseur

Related Words: Goth, Gothic Person

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Assholier-than-thou

When an asshole takes up a holier-than-thou position in a given situation simply because they feel it would be a good "asshole-move" to make.

Him: "When they get here, we should speak only in Italian because they missed all the Italian lesson meetings."

Me: "Wow...that's pretty assholier-than-thou."

Him: "I know...I'm an asshole, remember?"

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great thou art

That on the cross, our burden gladly bearing, he bled and died, to take away our sins! Then sings my soul, my savior God to thee, how great thou art!

Pamala: So Duncan, what’s your favorite church song?

Duncan: “How great thou art!”
Pamala: Oh funny! That’s my favorite song too!
Duncan: okay but I Didn’t ask....

Art thou bedlamite?

Classy old english way of saying "You mad bro?"

a: Why does everyone watching stupid ponies?! FUUUUUUUCK DIS GAY SHIT

b: Art thou bedlamite?

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Where Art Thou?

It means "Where Are You?" , "Art thou" was used also in Shakespeare's "O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo?"

"Thou shalt" and "thou shalt not" are used in the King James version of the Bible in translating the Ten Commandments.

O Brother, Where Art Thou? means (O Brother, Where Are You?)

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