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throttle the vicar

To whack off with both hands at once, as though furiously and purposefully strangling an authority figure who had it coming.

“Hey Wilmer, I was bingewatching old school Pamela Anderson before my mom walked in my room.”

“Did she catch you in the act.”

“Yeah I was fixing to throttle the vicar pretty good, he was just about to confess.”

“Sounds like you almost punched your way into heaven, maybe next time your mom will knock.”

by rostropr0nbitch December 18, 2018


Double Throttle

When you have a dick in each hand and in your face. All while twisting the dick like a throttle.

Jordan was doing a double throttle and jumped up from his seated position and broke his iphone.

by Kingjaba November 3, 2016


Car throttle

A sick car youtuber who does loads of mods

Let’s go watch car throttle

by Me lil j December 14, 2018


blood throttling

A scream you hear from within the walls whilst babysitting a creepy child late at night. A not-so-common misuse of "blood curdling."

See: Gnar

"Then after he went to sleep, it sounded like it was in the, like, in the walls, and it was the most...most...blood...blood throttling scream. Ever. It was hella gnar."

by GnarestMFerAlive February 25, 2009

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Tommy Throttled

1.)Acting or behaving like you got fucked out of your mind. 2.) A harcore car collision. 3.) Someone getting the hell whipped out of them. 4.) Drinking 40 drinks in Vegas = Tommy Throttled.

Johnny and I got Tommy Throttled last night after guzzling down 12 beers and 18 RBVs.

Wow did you see that Semi Truck Tommy Throttle that Toyota Camry?

Bobby got his face Tommy Throttled by the bouncer of that club last night.

by Cliff Aka Joah January 25, 2008

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fart throttling

The act of releasing a small portion of your fart to avoid confrontation.

There was no way I'd make it through our long quarterly meeting without farting so I had to employ my fart throttling skills to release gas without getting caught.

by Sharthur July 17, 2009

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Shit Throttle

A horny guy sits on the toilet about to lay a huge shit and realises he needs a wank.

Bob: Had a great Shit Throttle last night, but I ended up pissing all over the wall.

Terry: Who cares, I never liked that wallpaper.

by Facecake July 30, 2009