thumper

When a girl is giving a guy head and right before busting a nut, he strikes down violently on her forhead with his penis ( you earn extra points for giving her the flying thumper) you have to get on a chair and jump off of it, giving the thumper extra force.

Hey man this girl was doming me up the other day and she was using too much teeth! so I gave her the thumper man, I saw her wearing a neck brace the next day man.

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THUMPER

Your ass is getting THUMPPED!!!
A serious heartattack!!
A wake up!!!
Crazy PERSON!!!
Step the f*ck Back!!!
A ture friend with a big heart!

Bambie and thumper laying in the woods by the big oak tree.

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thumper

To find the fattest bitch you can and fuck the shit out of her

I got horny so i found this Thumper.

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Google Thumper

Masturbating anywhere in a Google office

it is said staff at Google loving having a Google Thumper during Lunch

Porch Thumper

Traditional American flat-top guitar played on country porches after supper.

Man, that guitar sounds good! Reminds me of an authentic Appalachian Porch Thumper! Damn, its making me homesick! Bourbon anyone?

Trumper Thumper

Someone who really likes Donald Trump, They have shrines of him, know all his personal information, and will fiercely defend him in every shape or form, even if they sound out of their minds

Davis: Who do you guys want for president? I want John Kasich
John: Ima cruse with Cruz
Aaron: Im-a-Cuban so Rubio
Liam: i dunno... Hilary Bush... Washington, oh Clinton
Elliott: I want Sanders, did I mention I drive a Toyota Prius

Wyatt: I WANT TRUMP, HE'S GOOD, COOL AND I WANT TO SLEEP WITH HIM! WALLS WALLS WALLS
Davis, John, Liam, Arron, and Elliott: o_O Trumper Thumper?

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bible thumper

One who uses the Bible to attack/defame others' characters instead of as a guide to proper living. These people tend to be depressingly ignorant of anything else except the Bible and behavior as expected by the religious.

That Bible Thumper makes me so sick! Every day, he stands on my porch shouting about how I'm doomed to a flaming eternity in Hell just because I watch Crank Yankers and South Park!

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