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dirty tito

When you take someone's person item and rub it across your smelly ass hole.

The Dirty Tito
- Tito grabbed Juan's power tool when he wasent looking and rubbed the handle acoss his ass, Juan can't figure out where that stench is coming from.

by Crude rude and totally unaccep November 5, 2015

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Tito Tom

A person of Filipino descent who has adopted the lifestyle of white people and abandoned his/her heritage.

Once I asked for those tiny egg rolls instead of calling it lumpia, the waiter knew I was a tito tom.

by casicua October 10, 2011

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


titos burritos

a skateboarding mexican shop which has not enough seats, to many employes, and at least 3 of your friends at any given time. Also very hot wings and unique juice. 3 locations. Ridgewood-best of the 3.

a shop that you go to too way too much. titos burritos is delisious.

by titos customer February 17, 2011


happy tito

Is a guy who has sex with chickens as he peas all over the toilet

Mark looks like a happy Tito after visiting the zoo

by Boonshanka November 17, 2019


Tito's Tacos

An amazing Mexican restaurant near the corner of Washington and Sepulveda in Culver City, CA. Pretty simple menu, renowned ground beef tacos with or without cheese, burritos as big as your forearm, enchiladas, and all the sides. Not a huge place, indoor and outdoor ordering windows, parking is a pain but well worth it, damn salsa is so good you can eat it on anything.

Bro: Hey dude you hungry?
Me: Fuck yeah
Bro: Where do you wanna go?
Me: Tito's Tacos of course
Bro: No shit, what was I thinking?

by danny boy in la July 5, 2009

17πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


yung tito

Someone who is a Tito, but gangster

Damn Yung tito, u drippin tonite

by notyungtito January 12, 2020


Tito-ing

When your gf pegs with dab residue on the strap-on dildo. You panic because it hits so hard and start to wonder am I dying???? .

After Tito-ing, my cat licked the dildo and she’s not breathing and they don’t make pet narcan

by RLN Warrior May 27, 2019