Spotify premium is a codeword for Premium or paid Pornhub, subscription. Used in public places to remain private and discrete.
Hey dude, do you have Spotify premium? Hey yeah, I got it last night! Premium's so much better!
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when you have Spotify blasting in the background as you have sex and make a creampie in either one of her holes.
jack: yo Travis did you lay that pipe when she was there?
travis: damn straight I did, we had a little Spotify and creampie time
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A person who uses the premium version of the popular music streaming platform Spotify not enough as they should. They have no profile picture, 1 follower, and 2 playlists. This person is a Spotify Loser.
"Hey dude! Can I see your playlists?"
"Sorry dude, I'm a Spotify Loser."
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A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.
Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"
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A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.
Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"
A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.
Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"
A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.
Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"