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mr. ghost.
its 2023, and somehow this app doesn’t have a definition for tobias forge — aka, toblerone fudge, titfuck, tobingle fobingle, toaster fart. the list goes on.
he likes his coffee kids temp and thinks he has telekinesis. has the fattest ASS (and hyperfixation on metallica).
basically the best swedish musician to ever exist, makes his goofy lil noises and makes silly music. pocket sized, i wanna take a bite out of him. he seems to activate everyone’s cuteness aggression.
twink.
totally normal and sane person: omg have you seen this new picture of tobias forge?!??
actually normal person: no, can i see?
totally normal and sane person: omgjffjdh i wanna beat him up and smash his head into a brick wall and blend him up.
“ puts him in a pillow case and swings him against the wall many times” — someone on twitter in regards to a picture of tobias forge.
1. Former Chief of Psychology at MGH
2. Co-Founder of Dr. Fünke’s 100% Natural Good-Time Family-Band Solution
3. Understudy for the Blue Man Group
4. Author of best-selling book The Man Inside Me
5. world's first Analrapist (analysist-therapist)
6. Graft vs Host survivor
7. Nevernude
8. alleged homosexual
"Me thinks a cupid I shall play"
"If this tableaux I can create, perhaps I can reclaim my mate!"
"I blue myself for hours"
"FIRE sale"
-Dr. Tobias Funke
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He's got a huge dong with a tattoo of a dragon on it. He is shorter than a hobbit but hairier than a dwarf. He would fit right in in the Hobbit and The Lord of The Rings. Some people call him the lover of math, I call him the love of my life. He could put his humongous dong in any of his students, the would just beg for more. He gives the worlds best hugs, but watch out so he doesn't rape you. I could call him Daddy anytime. He is the epitome of a handsome man. Tobias is love, Tobias is life.
Tobias Hellberg is the best math teacher ever!
Tobias sune Andersen is the definition of a used tampon dipped in rabbit blood. He is a hypocrite and lies about being an elite swimmer when he’s scared of water. He likes Scooby snacks and his secret identity is big chungus. He usually waits outside the pre k for his girlfriend of 5 years.
RUN ITS TOBIAS THE TOASTER
1)Noun:character played by Lee Tergesen on HBO show Oz.
Arrives in Oz and is made into the bitch of Aryan Brotherhood leader Vern Schillinger who rapes him, makes him lick his boots clean and eat paper.
Beecher then goes insane and does all kinds of productive things such as growing a wack beard,blinding Schillinger,kicking him in the balls before shitting on his face and biting the cock of a would be rapist.
2)adjective-a weak little wiener who goes crazy and kicks the crap out of everyone
yo, that little kid kneed the balls of the guy bullying him. He's such a Tobias Beecher
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Famous broadcaster on Younow.com. Known for his crazy laugh and amazingPewdiepie impersonations. Tobias loves making people happy and absolutely hates vegemite in large amounts. Rarely seen without a beanie.
Person 1: "Hey, did you watch Tobias Taylor yesterday?"
Person 2: " Yeah he's such a funny guy."
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One of the best love stories ever! GO READ DIVERGENT!!!!!!
I won't ruin the book, but seriously read it. It's becoming a movie. It is a dystopian novel ( like hunger games) tris and Tobias are awesome
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