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1.n. Canadian version of the chocolate bobsled.
2.v. the sexual act of defacating on a woman's chest then ejaculating on said excrement thus simulating a poutine-like substance and then titty-fucking her.
To celebrate Richard's hat trick he finished Bridget off with a chocolate toboggan.
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Canadian version of an Alaskan Pipeline. Taking a dump then putting it in a condom and freezing it to create a dildo and using it as a sex toy for anal or vaginal penetration (usually not oral) on a man or woman.
Joe: Shelley is coming over tonight so I threw a frozen toboggan in the freezer yesterday.
Frank: How prudent.
Girl 1: do you think that guy is circumcised?
Girl 2: no way! He for sure has a dick toboggan.
The act of having set doggie style while riding the person like a toboggan down a flight of stairs. Pulling of the rider's hair/arms is also acceptable as to keep injury to a minimum. - I have to credit this phrase to a girl I know who told it to me at the beach one day...
Dude, I gave this chick a chinese toboggan last night and her stomach is bright red from the ride!
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Arse; ass; backside; butt; bum. (Usually used in the context of snowsports.)
I went flying, lost my skis and completed the slope on the flesh toboggan.
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Same definition as Donkeypunch with the exception that it is performed at the top of a staircase, and when you deliver the punch, the giver pulls the receivers arms back and rides them down the staircase-like a toboggan.
"Your mom was giving me some attitude during anal, so I gave her a toboggan donkeypunch."
"I swear to god the next time someone tips 10% on a $500 tab, I'm going to toboggan donkeypunch their whole family."
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Something you ride through a shitstorm. Anything that helps you through a shitstorm, i.e. a difficult situation or set of circumstances.
I'm just gonna hop on the shit toboggan and ride out this hellride of a week.
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