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A girl with a flat chest; tits like a toddlers.
Dan: Look at Kelly in her bikini,shes got toddler tits!
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1. fingers of a person of any age that are constantly covered in saliva from their mouth and they never wash their fingers other than with their own spit
"did you see that kid's fingers"
"yea, they are total toddler fingers"
"ya, he better keep his toddler fingers away from my junk"
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Letting your un-potty-trained toddler run around the house naked in an effort to teach them to use the toilet.
Played some toddler roulette the other day with Riley and I'm still alive!
A derogatory term used for describing Donald Trump.
Also used in the 2017 summer edition of Gameplay Magazine, referring to how the world ends.
If the orange toddler in the white house doesn't do it first, then robots will surely kill us all.
The act of jacking off into the toilet.
After a dry run at the bar, and a long stiff ride home, I had to deposit some toilet toddlers.
a style of fashion in which random articles of clothing are worn with no real concern for coordination or societal criticism. e.g. Christmas cardigan over a collared blouse, workout shorts over Star Wars leggings, with a beanie on the head and cowboy boots on the feet.
Young ladies who are into toddler chic frequent Etsy and thrift stores in search of the perfect random articles of clothing to wear.
When someone's nose runs from both nostrils, directly into their mouth. Usually because they've done lots of cocaine, and they're too drunk to notice their nose is running real bad.
Andy was real messy at the bar last night.
I know, I saw him, he had bad toddler nose.