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A multipurpose tool originally used for "breaking apart toffee." It's other uses include cracking skulls, repelling trolls, sexual pleasure, and as a makeshift demolition tool for the great pyramids or the Stonehenge. Rumor has it, the Toffee hammers will store the souls of those killed by their awesome power.
"Man I can't get this door unlocked."
"Stand back, I'll knock it down with my toffee hammer!"
A randomly made up nickname for a member of the male species who is completely Asian, listens to Asian pop music and loves Ayumi Hamasaki and Ai Strawberry.
Hi hi*! Toffee Lee!
I love you Toffee Lee
A term to describe a disabled person who likes to suck violently on their wrist as if it tasted like a sweet delicacy.
''Wow that cripple is really going to town sucking their wrist!
Must be wearing one of those toffee watches"
Toffee teeth is normally associated with somalis. its basically in the name when your teeth look like rotten toffees. Also known as Somali teeth stains.
oh gosh did you see her teeth? yes!! I saw the Somali teeth stains (toffee teeth).
go f*ck with your Malis they all have toffee teeth anyways.
The brown stuff that comes out of your cake hole.
Bob: Hey, i really need a crap!
Joe: Well hurry up dude we dont want rectal toffee everywhere!
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The sticky substance that leaves a mans anus after his gay partner has ejaculated in his bottom!
'he farted and sprayed my face with toffee yogurt'
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those 6" long jobbies that dogs produce (consistently) which humans are unable to do.
'Oi, bazza watch out for that dog toffee'
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