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The toilet feels good on your face after a hard night of drinking.
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1. A sexual act when you shit and piss into your partner's mouth and then yank their ear and pour water into their mouth, as if flushing a toilet. Past tense: toileted, present tense: toileting future tense: will toilet
Guy:Dude I did the toilet with my girlfriend last night!
Guy2: Ew dude, what the fuck is wrong with you?
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A porcelain deposit for waste of the human butt. Great place for an epiphany.
"Hey the toilet's on fire."
"Now where are we going to make important decisions??"
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A person who has an intimate relationship with their toilet. The Lutfiye breed of toileteers often cannot think of anything but their toilets. Toileteers spend long hours sitting on their toilet, while eating peaches, sending text messages, or browsing through some otherwise useless reading materials. A true toileteer often dreams of running through green pastures with their toilet by their side.
See also: toilet texting, toilet noob, toilet gamer, toilet emo, lutfiye toilet epiphany
My dingus nemesis is a real toileteer!
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something you flush things down.
Who smoked my toilet?
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device for pooing and peeing in.
Really useful if you have to go SO BAAAD.
no example needed for TOILET
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