toilet

People like to drink toilet water. A huh huh huh huh.

I smoked a toilet with Barack Obama today.

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toilet

the thing u poo in.. can't live w/ out them.. where else would u poo?

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toileting

Using the toilet for removal of bodily waste. Used by stylish teenage males in the middle-class ghetto.

"Hey James, I'll be over in just a sec, I just gotta go toileting first!"

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toilet

person who is full of shit

Don't lie to me, i saw you at that party, you toilet!

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Toilet

-A stealthy way to describe a scrumptious female backside.

"dude check out that toilet!"
"wow dude, greatest toilet ever, its huuuge!"

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toilet

applicable to any given sorority girl; that is, you use it and forget about it

I just got done with Marie, so now I think I'll find another toilet

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Toilet

A lovely view of the backside of a woman

Friend 1: O man! Look at her butt, it is so big.

Friend 2: I'd let her smother me with that toilet

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