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Combination Cincinnati Bow Tie, Cleveland Steamer, and Columbus Cumberbund aka having sex with a stoma hole, shitting on someones chest, and sex with colostomy bag hole.
The chick I picked up last night was into some kinky stuff...she begged for a Toledo Tuxedo, but I was constipated.
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A city in the northwestern portion of Ohio, a few miles from the southern border of Michigan, so it has the filth of Detroit, and the white trash of the rest of Ohio. The Point is one of the few nice neighborhoods in Toledo, and is just off the Ottowa River. The only problem is that you're not supposed to swim in the river, because it's toxic. Toledo is a city that never really grows. Neighborhoods rot and decay away, just to be built over so they can be unkept and rot again, costing the city (which is already in considerable debt) millions of dollars each year. Regrettably, with the exception of Cleveland (please don't laugh too hard) and Colombus, Toledo is one of the nicer cities in Ohio, except for the Neo-Naziis and race riots.
I want to move to a city on the southern coast of Lake Erie... like mabye Detroit or Cleveland. Then again, I'm a white supremacist... so I guess I'll head for Toledo, Ohio.
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When you ejaculate onto a toothbrush after some hardcore, dirty sexand you clean the females mouth with your cum.
Guy: Ready for your Toledo Toothbrush?!?
Girl: Yeah, Wash my mouth out real good!
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To invite all your friends to a party but take the most unpopular one aside and tell him that he can't come.
Homer Simpson gave Moe the toledo takeback last night.
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A Toledo hot pipe is when you are receiving oral sex and you tightly grasp the hair on the "givers" head force your cock down their throat and cum, only to quickly pull out and shove their face in your ass for a nasty fart.
Jimmie: "C'mon sweetie why are you mad at me?"
Jenny: "I told you I would swallow but that Toledo Hotpipe was uncalled for, you are a real jerk"
Jimmie: "Bitch"
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university of Toledo an awesome university set in the city of Toledo. Offering 20,000 students access to high ranked sports, the arts, and tons of clubs and organizations there are countless ways to get involved. It’s an education not just in academics but in real life experience - UT has it all!
UT has a lot more to offer than that school down I-75, including a MAC Champion title for the 2004 season:)
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when a guy is sitting down and farts and then the fart has no where to go but up and between the the sack and inner thigh and creates a tickling sensation
i was driving my truck the other day and i had a Toledo tickler and it was warm and smelled of low grade cabbage
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