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The "toll" an ugly bitch must pay to get a guy to fuck her, usually in the form of a handle of alcohol.
Kevin - Man this bitch is so ugly, she better pay a troll toll before ima fuck her!
Geraldo - That troll gave me a handle of tequila last week!
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you have to pay to the vending machine troll to get snacks at the vending machine.
the troll being the people (usually minorities) hanging out out side of the vending machine.
guy-"crap the trolls are hear"
other guy-"does that mean we have to pay the troll toll?"
troll-"yaa"
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A toll boother is someone who expects you to (sometimes implicitly or unknowingly, forces) you pay for the "priviledge" of dealing with or hanging out with someone,(cash,prizes,sex,emotional tampon time etc.) Similiar to being strung along, just more expensive.
After 8 months of broken dates, concerts and stupid club baby sitting, he finally realized she was toll-boothing him.
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2. Good book by Ernest Hemingway. It's about soldiers in the Spanish Civil War.
2. Classic Metallica song. It has great guitar, cool lyrics, and is a perfect song to headbang to. It's based off of the book by the same name.
1. For Whom the Bell Tolls is an excellent war story.
2. "Take a look to the sky, just before you die... It's the last time you will!"
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Time marches on
Yo that bass intro to Whom The Bell Tolls is the shit
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As you pull up to a toll booth on the highway you start to jerk off. When you stop to pay the person your fare, you climax and bust in their face as you proceed to speed away having not paid the toll instead of handing them the money you owe. P.S. this doesn't work with easy pass.
Guy 1: Hey man you got money for tolls today?
Guy 2: Nah but I got it covered. I am going to Pennsylvania Toll Booth which is free and a great way to save money.
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Drive up to a toll booth, look the attendant in the eye, reach out your twenty dollar bill and don't let go. Begin counting to yourself "one one thousand.. two one thousand.." If the attendant breaks the chain first, take your time and double it (ie 30sec x 2 = 60 points). If you break first, then there's no multiplier (30sec = 30 pts).
If the attendant cracks a smile at any point, immediately let go, smile and say "who loves ya?". The multiplier for a smiling attendant is x5 (ie 30sec x 5 = 150). Operation tool booth chicken is not about agitating tool booth attendants, but about prying open the lid of their cold toll booth coma and pouring some sunshine in.
The next day is round 2. If it's the same attendant, multiply total score by an additional multiplier x2 (ie 30sec x 2 x 2 = 120). Third day, if same attendant, multiplier is x3, etc. as difficulty escalates.
NOTE: If the police show up, you're advised NOT to play driver's license chicken for obvious reasons, but if you must, the danger multiplier is x10. And I salute you.
Extra credit: Have your passenger record video for posterity. Add 100 points to total your score.
See also: driver's license chicken, drive-thru chicken
"Hey Eddie, I'm bored let's go play some toll booth chicken! A six pack says you'll never defeat my 172!"
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