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When you are excessively excited. This can be for anything - a new love, a movie premiere, marrying a woman who could be your granddaughter, a fake religion, etc.
"I want to take a nap before the concert, but I'm just too Tom Cruised for it."
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A crazy-ass mother fucker who would sue for any reason possible.
"Hey, is that fudge-packer Tom Cruise?" - Mr. Garrison
"THAT'S IT! I'M SUING THIS ENTIRE INTOLERANT TOWN!!!" -Tom Cruise
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1. an actor who visited South Park and ended up getting stuck in a closet along with Sylvester Stalone, he refused to come out of the closet so the south park police were forced to come and try to get him out of the closet.
but going out of the closet was tough, since R.Kelly visited the scene and started singing "trapped in the closet" while pulling his handgun out...R.Kelly also is stuck in the closet
2. the same actor that was stuck in the closet who is held responsible for the disaster on film called Mission Impossible III
Officer Barbrady: Come out of the closet Tom Cruise!!
Tom Cruise: No....im not getting out of the closet
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An actor whose work has been called 'less then Napoleon Dynamite'.
Why won't Tom Cruise come out of the closet?
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A person in denial; one who places money over integrity. SEE: closet homosexuals
"I can't understand why he won't come out of the closet- what a tom cruise"
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Those poos that just refuse to come out.
Sorry I'm late boss. Had to let out a Tom Cruise.
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