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If someone offers you "pretzels and tootsie rolls" then they are referring to having sex. They mean a Viginia as a hole in the pretzel and a dick being a tootsie roll.
Hey sweet thing do you wanna have some pretzels and tootsie rolls tonight?
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Whilst making passionate butt sex with any partner, the man will retract his penis out of the rectum at the point of climax, where he will ejaculate in his partner's mouth, for a disgusting, horrible cocktail of semen, fecal matter, and bloody asshole residue.
Dude, I gave Trudy a Toronto Tootsie Roll last night, she loved it.
I was watching gay porn and saw Brandon St. Randy deliver a glorious Toronto Tootsie Roll to his unsuspecting partner!
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When someone diarrhea’s on you
“Damn dude, Drew just got Dirty Tootsie Rolled”
When your fucking a girl and she squeezes your'e nipples so hard you shit yourself.
Last night a fucked a bad bitch and she gave me bad Tootsie Roll Twister
Whilst Square Dancing in Tulsa and making passionate butt sex with a Bison, the man will retract his penis out of the rectum at the point of climax, where he will ejaculate in his Bisons mouth, for a disgusting, horrible cocktail of semen, fecal matter, and bloody asshole residue.
Dude, I gave this Bison a Oklahoma Tootsie Roll last night, it was deeply indifferent.
A man decides to indulge in multiple blueberry beers at his local watering hole. After many rounds, he feels an urge to take a piss and heads to the closest urinal. As he's draining his man snake, a sudden sneeze derails everything and his bowels are vacated into his pants. After 10 minutes of clean up time, his friends were about to send out a search party. He arrives back at the bar, freeballing, and ready to drink more. The Ole Tremonte Tootsie-roll.
Bobby drank too much and suffered through to the Tremonte Tootsie-roll.
A tootsie roll frozen and then shoved up the ass of your lover.
Laura gave Dave a frozen tootsie roll and he came right away