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To twirl something into shape or give a true account of something. Opposite of distort
The English language is so fucked up, someone must tort it back to normal
Shorts so tight the wearers penis looks like a turtle head.
Can you change those torts, everyone can see your turtle dick.
The greatest hockey coach of the modern era, John Tortorella
"Did you see Torts lay into those two rookies the other night for not getting the puck in deep? Looks like a couple of healthy-scratches to me"
When you bang a chick belly to belly.
Oh I can’t believe Kyle banged that chick Matt Tort style
When a dude is banging a chick belly to belly
Oh shit Kyle just banged that chick Matt Tort style!