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Toyota

A car that only guys that like dick in the ass drive, may be confused with a dolphin.

Why y'all arguing what is better, ford or Chevy, bitch u dont drive a Toyota so why y'all care???: Ryan Upchurch

by Countrymuthertrucker August 15, 2019

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Toyota

This Japanese made car will be the number one selling car company in America this year of 2008. They outsold GM in June to the point that there is no physical way for them to catch up.
Also, they have amazing gas mileage and are made of wonderful quality. Unlike the US made cars, that we all love to pay big bucks for, which in turn craps out and loses its value in less than a year.
So that makes Toyota possibly, the worlds greatest car manufacturer.

Bob- "Man! I hate paying these gas prices! Should have bought a Toyota Prius instead of this F-350!"

Larry- "Yeah, too bad for you! I enjoy my Prius with 60/mpg."

by ILoveMyCamry October 7, 2008

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Toyota

A reliable automaker, originating from Japan, which creates some of the most selling vehicles in the world.

Recently, though, it was the spotlight of the media when an old bastard claimed his Toyota had acceleration problems and made a big deal. He purposefully was stepping on the acceleration pedal instead of the break. His motivation was because he was in debt and wanted to keep his Prius.

Most Toyota's that are sold in the United States are now manufactured in the United States, unlike Ford, GM, or Chrysler where they are manufactured in Canada or Mexico. Even Volkswagen has auto plants in the United States now.

Toyota is not to be mistaken with Hyundai, a South Korean auto manufacturer.

by Otias June 27, 2011

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Toyota

A vehicle manufacturer originally founded in Japan but has made a huge impact on the automotive industry in the United States of America. Often referred to as the God of all car companies because it just in fact is. Far more reliable than any American or European car on this planet. It is no surprise to see a Toyota with more than 500,000 miles on it and still running strong. And with models such as the Tacoma and the 4runner, it exceeds any off road capabilities of any euro trash. These 2 particular vehicles make Toyota vastly superior to any Jeep.

Smart Person: I just bought a new 4wd 4runner dude!

Moron: Well too bad it's not a jeep, my jeep is way better than that Japanese crap.

Smart Person: (takes out bazooka and blows jeep to pieces).

Moron: Thanks dude, I just didn't wanna have to admit that my jeep is a pathetic excuse for an offload vehicle and admit that your Toyota is the absolute best 4x4 on the planet. I now will go buy a new Tacoma!

by Godmadetoyota January 10, 2013

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Toyota

Toyota about as american as a ford and yes i kno its not considered american but hey like i said as american as a ford

This engine was made in america

by Matthew December 12, 2003

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toyota

A company that recalled more cars than it sold in 2006.

Damn, your Toyota Camry is ugly as hell.

by eli Dubbs May 5, 2007

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toyota

i asian made car that kills you when ever it feels like

My toyota prius just gave me aids yo

by nathan666 February 6, 2010

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