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toyota made for 2foot8 midgets that can see 180 degrees with them eyes
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An auto maker that is "Moving you forward" even when you don't want to.
Person 1-Oh darn, my Toyota Prius wouldn't stop and I wrecked it on the freeway, spilling my tea all over my lap.
Person 2-You should have bought a Ford you pussy.
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1. A Japanese car company that has manufactured Hybrid cars and models such as the Supra and Corrola, which are very popular in the U.S.
2. A word followed on UrbanDictionary by an amount of misspelled words so large that Grammar Nazis die in its wake.
1. I bought my Hybrid from Toyota the other day.
2. Toyota isa care taht is bery populat in the United Ates
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Toyota® (N): Cars with great gas milage, stiff suspension and a gas pedal with a mind of its own. Will kill 90% of america when it Kamikaze's into a house or 7/11. Floor mats for comfort could cause brain damage. remember to drive a toyota you have to learn left foot braking/ rally driving.
i was driving my grandma and that bitch wouldnt shut up. i told her to get out and look at the hood of my car and my gas pedal "got stuck" and i hit her. damn toyota killed my grandma.
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A once creator of reliable cars, and trucks, who's making bad design choices over the last couple of years.
Best small truck and most capable 4 Wheel truck on the market
"My driveway is muddy again, please bring the Toyota Tacoma and pull my Chevy S-10 to the road."
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A long line of very ugly and very poor quality automobiles
My Chevy eats Hondas and shits Toyotas.
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