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A very severe mental disorder that has occurred to super Trump supporters after he lost the election. It is unclear at this time if it is curable or it is life long. There are countless number of people that are already showing signs of the symptoms of the disorder. Common symptoms are:
• Having flash back scenes of when news channels started showing projection of "Bidden has Won".
• Feeling that there was immense voter fraud in the 2020 Presidential Election even when there was none.
• Believing in Trump even after he leaves office.
• Believing that Trump is on his second term when Biden is in office.
• Screaming your head of in support for Trump, like an idiot, in front of an Board of Elections office.
• Hurling abuses at every Democrat you meet.
*Somewhere in Arizona. *
Person 1: Why are those folks across the street outside of the Board of Elections office screaming count the vote? The election ended like a month ago, and all the votes have already been counted.
Person 2: Oh those poor folks. They are suffering from Trump Traumatic Stress Disorder, also known as TTSD.
Person 1: That indeed is sad.
When an anal experience is so wrong that it causes deep psychological harm
Someone tried to pull the Richard Gere on me. I can't stand to be around vases anymore. I have post traumatic butt syndrome.
Post traumatic down syndrome - a condition that mimicks down syndrome that is directly caused by Trauma.
I was diagnosed with post traumatic down syndrome .
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Also know as PTDD. A condition of persistent mental and emotional stress occurring as a result of massive dick taking or psychological shock from female blue balls, typically involving disturbance to mental ability to focus on anything but the massive dick wrecking/ blue balls and constant vivid recall of the experience, with dulled responses to others and to the outside world as you are too physically/ emotionally affected from the experience .
" I heard the Pussy Mangler wrecked you last night." "Yeah, I can't even focus on my paper. I think I have Post Traumatic Dick Disorder"
or
"Girl, did you get that good dick last night?" "He put in the tip then passed out, gave me mad female blue balls. Now I have PTDD and I'm fiending his dick."
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An anxiety disorder resulting from a test that kicked ones ass to the highest degree. Symptoms usually include depression, flashbacks, and binge drinking.
Post traumatic test syndrome or P.T.T.S rankes highest among college students.
That accounting test was so freaken hard, Im going to have a wicked case of post traumatic test syndrome for sure.
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An anxiety disorder that is triggered from witnessing one's team choke, whether that be a spring training game, season game, or playoff game. Symptoms include:
-Fair weather sportsmanship
-Ranting about the choke
-Afraid to watch any games
-Making excuses to not watch a game (playing video games, homework, on the computer)
-Avoidance of talk about recent games
-Loss of faith in team
-Low self-esteem, unable to defend team from rival fans
Example 1:
Joe: Dammit! The Cubs just keep losing!
Kel: Screw this, I'm gonna go to the bar!
Few minutes later...
Joe: Yes! We tied it!
(Kel runs in the room)
Kel: Alright! They're unstoppable!
Joe: Damn, Kel. No need to hide your PTCD.
Example 2:
Joe: Hey, the Pats won last night!
Kel: Fuck the Pats! All they ever do is fucking lose! We won Super Bowl Fucky-Two! The Giants weren't actually that fucking good enough! It was one of our fucking players!
Joe: Chill, Kel!
Kel: Sorry. Post-Traumatic Choke Disorder.
Example 3:
Joe: Hey, Kel! You gonna watch the ALDS tonight?
Kel: No, I'm probably gonna go out with Jane.
Joe: I thought you broke up with Jane?
Kel: Dammit! My PTCD's acting up again!
Example 4:
Joe: Hey, the Cubs played an amazing game last night!
Kel: Um, can we not talk about the Cubs right now? I happened to miss the game.
Joe: PTCD?
Kel: Yup.
Example 5:
Marvin: Yo, Boston sucks!
Kel: Yeah, whatever.
Joe: Dude, don't take that from him!
Kel: Who cares? I've lost confidence!
Joe: Stop it with the PTCD!
Example 6:
I myself happen to be a sufferer of PTCD. Since the Pats' loss in Super Bowl 42, I have been petrified of ever watching another sports game. The one time I watched a Red Sox game after that was when they choked to the White Sox during a home game in 2010. Since then, I have suffered a double dose of the disorder.
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The intense disappointment and lethargy experienced by students who have school after the promise of a big snowstorm
dude, we have a huge test today, why aren't you cramming?
Man, total post traumatic weatherman disorder
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