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1) A little piece of poop with string tied to it so you can drag it along.
2) Someone who is being totally lame.
- Person A: Dude, check out my poop tugboat!
Person B: That thing is sick, dootang!
-- Person A: That part was banana splits off the nuts crunchin, but Mike was being such a poop tugboat.
Person B: Heck yeah, he being totally lame city.
Nautical term for a large, inflatable vessel filled with seamen sitting in a circle, vigorously tugging on the flesh torpedo of the sailor to their starboard side.
The calm waters were interrupted by the intense splashing of the passing Menomonie Tugboat.
An alcohol induced move where after consuming too much tequila you quickly realize you're going to blow chunks. Instead of b-lining for the toilet you scan the room for the ugliest chick with the biggest tits. Once the victim has been identified you pull her towards you by the waist of her jeans and with the free hand, tuck her shirt into her jeans. At the same time you lean forward, vomiting into her chesticles and motorboating her into eternal shame and disgust.
That party was ridiculous last night!! Did you hear how I ruined Kelley's night by giving that broad a chunky tugboat? Bitch left in tears!
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Two yanks on a half chub yonk
Toot toot!
Then he asked me to give him a good ole' English tugboat!
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Legally tugboat is like "Legally Blond" but without and blond and with the tugboat: meaning smart, short, ugly, and fat. She is type of girl your friend sets you up with by saying "she had a nice personality!" Like a tugboat, she looks like she wears a couple of tires around her waist the prevent hip damage!!!!!
Hey man, how did that date go the other night with that girl? Well, she never sent me a body shot, but when I met her, she was "legally tugboat!" Meaning, she went to law school, but was the ugliest chick there; nevertheless my cock thrusts were absorbed by her tire buffers and I blew a load all over her face!
Sexual act where you stand over a woman and she motorboats your balls while simultaneously jacking you of in a downward motion, pausing momentarily to go "toot. toot!"
Ive been trying to convince my old lady to give me a Tallahassee Tugboat, but shes not into ball play.
Step one, one gentleman will sit on another's shoulders. The gentleman on the top needs to lean back so both men are back to back. Both men then reach back and grade the other's genitals. They then proceed to tug up or down, respectively, and sing row row row your boat.
Hey look at those two dudes giving each other the ol Tennessee tugboat. Those guys are athletic.
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