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A tulip toupee is the act of having anal sex with a partner and upon ejaculation, the thruster with his both hands, grabs as much hair possible on his lovers head and pulls as hard as possible. This action constricts the recievers anal canal, greatly enhancing the the thrusters orgasm. Hopefully, if you pull hard enough, you will have two handfuls of hair. Take this freshly removed hair and slap it on your takers sperm leaking butthole, pull up your pants and run out the radar yelling " (persons name) got a tulip toupee"
Hey todd, did you get a haircut? No john, frank was over last night and gave me a tulip toupee. Wow todd, those missing patches of hair, that looks like shit. Well john, you think this is bad, you should see eric!
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Rectal prolapse normally describes a medical condition wherein the walls of the rectum protrude through the anus and hence become visible outside the body. There are three chief conditions which come under the title rectal prolapse:
Full-thickness rectal prolapse describes the entire rectum protruding through the anus
Mucosal prolapse describes only the rectal mucosa (not the entire wall) prolapsing
Internal intussusception wherein the rectum collapses but does not exit the rectum.
It is caused by weakness of the pelvic floor muscles and descending of the pelvic floor organs (uterus) - this is why the condition is most common among middle-aged to elderly women (women account for 85% of all reported conditions*). It is often accounted to chronic abdominal straining (notable in pregnancy, constipation) and anal sex.
The slang terms pink sock , or Ass Tulip is used to refer to when the rectum is pulled out during anal sex due to a variety of factors including insufficient lubrication and a much larger than average diameter penis.
Additionally, infection with whipworm can weaken these muscles and cause rectal prolapse in children.
My wife was doing my head in last night so i turned her over and give her an Arse Tulip to stop her bitching!
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The manner of connecting multiple output devices in parallel to a single input. Also, the manner of connecting multiple input devices in parallel to a single output. Not to be confused with daisy chain by that one friend who also tends to confuse semantics with pedantics.
We can totally get the fluid flow we need in this circuit if we tulip chain a couple of pumps together.
When you capture your fart in your closed hand, raise it to your friend's nose and open your hand with fingers pointing to the sky.
Billy gave Skip a dirt tulip as a wake up call.
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the act of kissing or performing a kiss like action to another person
(i.e. usually oral sex)
I've heard she's great at planting tulips.
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The outer lips or labia majora of the vagina
Her pants were on so tight you could see dem tulips...