Turban Dictionary

Widely mistaken for Urban Dictionary but is actually an entire glossary of words that are linked, similar and ryme with the word turban.

Thomas: What the fuck? Why hasn't urban dictionary loaded?
James: Look at the URl. You put in Turban Dictionary.
Thomas: Oh yeah, LOL!

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forest of turbans

Iraqi for sausage fest. from the Daily Show on 02/15/05

The stag party in Baghdad was a forest of turbans

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Squishy Turban

The female equivalent of 'Tea Bagging'

To put ones vagina over a persons head like a turban.

*Playing halo (game)*
Boy - 'HA, I just tea bagged you!'
Girl - just you wait until you die next, I will Squishy Turban you back!'

foul turban

Body odor or anything that smells of poor personal hygiene.

We started making out back at her place but I was getting some kind of foul turban off of her. It was treacherous!

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Turban Legend

A person of Asian descent whose perfect comprehension of and participation in major urban trends, current and old-school, makes him da bomb.

A: Check out Sanjeet doing a Pop-Shove-it Backside Nose Slide on his board!
B: That dude is such a Turban Legend!

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turban dictionary

What it will be called after Urban Dictionary is taken over by Sikh Terrorists.

I submitted an entry to turban dictionary and those assholes didn't accept it. Probably because it wasn't about turbans. Assholes.

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urban turban

A gangster muslim.

I thought that thug was a mexican, but it turns out he's an urban turban.

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