Rural Dictionary

Turner Fenton

Shitty School In Downtown Brampton. Filled with dickheads who can't grasp how fucking dumb they are to the rest of the students. Most of them are asshats to everyone else. Their pants so fucking low you could see their knees, blasting shitty mumble rap for everyone else to hear. Most think their the shit for watching NBA. These cool kids copy the jokes the unpopular kids made, afraid to make fun of each others ego. Target the ones who want to be normal & make fun of them. Females are basic. Use snapchat filters right in the middle of class with no punishment. flood the hallways, striking a thot pose, taking 30 minutes to get to class. They suck off Drake's STD filled dick & insult you for saying anything close to bad about him. IB kids are entitled & act like 7 year olds. Most aren't actually smart, they just suck off the teachers, all for a middle class job. They rely on other IB kids to become their friends because they without them, they would be outcasts. Teachers are worthless. spent time getting their masters degree, realising that they hate teaching, blame it on students. They don't plan shit, expect us to do all the work, mark us wrong for things they were too lazy to teach. They allow fuckers to wear pants half-way, but scold you for wearing hoods. a few teachers are nice, specifically one math teacher who's last name start's with a P. Most of them though are complete shit.

Person 1: You go to Turner Fenton?

Person 2: Yeah, it's pretty shit.

Person 1: Glad I go to North Park.

Person 2: Jesus Fucking Christ. Don't get me started on that shitty school.

by NoForeskin6969 November 14, 2019

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Jamaica Turner

Jamaica Turner can be called a joint smoked (or a person) in two situations:
- A person who is used to smoking very bad weed from the last street corner and, after accidentally smoking a really good joint from Jamaica at friends or relatives' house, turns into a stereotypical rastaman who grows his own weed.
- A really bad person who is mean to everyone including gossiping about other people, spreading bad moods and telling lies, but after smoking a really good joint from Jamaica undergoes a personality change and only spreads love and peace

Example 1:
Homie A: Hey brother, let's smoke.

Homie B: OK, but this time we're smoking some of mine, not your poor quality weed.

Homie A: I don't know what's wrong with my weed but ok why not.....(Takes a big hit) 0_0

Homie B: ...what?

Homie A: (throws away his street weed) So di ting set jau, fock my Guzumba weed! I'm traveling to Jamaica and growing my own!

Example 2:
Homie A: Hey, did you hear what happened to Mad Tyson?

Homie B: No, what happend to this motherfucker?

Homie A: Yesterday he was fighting in Tyrones Bar and talking shit, today after he smoked a joint with the jamaicans he walks around with a guitar and sings songs about love and world peace.

Homie B: Jo, that joint was a Jamaica Turner!

by Luis Song March 7, 2022

Alex Turner

Incredibly gorgeous lad, lead singer and guitarist of the oh so famous brit-rocksensation Arctic Monkeys
Born in 1986 in High Greens, suburb of Sheffield. South Yorkshire, England
Loved for his amazing down to earth lyrics, great voice, adorable yorkshire accent
and great guitar riffs
He is the heart and soul of the record breaking band, writing the lyrics, the riffs and singing all songs.

me: alex turner?!! drools... =)

by Veronic June 22, 2006

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Heidi Turner

* I CANNOT LET THIS 1ST DEFINITION SLIDE >:C *

Heidi Turner is actually a girl living in South Park Elementary.
She used to be a nice, smart and funny girl with brown hair until Eric Cartman came (still like the ship though).
She turned into a lazy and stubborn character like Cartman, maybe even worse, in Season 21.

Hope she gets better.

Eric : Heidi Turner is the smartest and funniest girl I've even seen.
Heidi : Oh stop it you c:

by massive_diarrhea July 15, 2018

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