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Pulling ones own self while conversing on twitter. Combination of the words wank and tweet. Often referred to as a twanker.
Just finished doing 5,000 sit-ups and now contemplating a run along the beach. (this is a tweet but obviously a very big wank and hence a twank)
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tween skanks
young slutty girls not quite of teenage age
person 1 - "isn't that girl a little young to be dressed like that?"
person 2 - "wow what a twank"
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The original definition of "twank" is a term created by old school skater kids to describe a twisted or busted up ankle. Often used along side the word "dank", which is similar to twank but describing the upper body parts.
-Today I went skating, I twanked my ankle up real bad, and danked my right wrist when I ate shit.
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Can be used for the word two, twenty or twelve, but more often when describing a twelve pack of beer, or a 20 dollar bill. You can modify the word twank to encompass a 24 pack by making it twank fo'. You can double up the word for added effect.
for a twelve:
Joe: Hey man, how much beer are we getting?
Bruce: Dude, we're pounding a twank tonite!
or for a twenty four pack:
Joe: Yo dogg, how many natty's you got in the suitcase?
Dan the man: I'm haulin twank fo' frosties beeyaatch.
or related to cars:
Man! that niggaz tuckin' twanky twanks on his six fo'
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This widespread distress occurs when addicts to an online service, such as Twitter™, are suddenly left unable to connect and use it because it went down (like due to a DDOS - distributed denial of service attack). This happened yesterday, 2009.08.06. Tens of thousands were suddenly TWANKED!
Usually network admins and other BTS (behind the scenes) people work diligently to clean up the mess and get the bits flowing smoothly again right way, easing the pressure on all the TWANKERS.
Bots have raided Twitter's connection, we've all been TWANKED!
Her email was down for 20 minutes, but she acts like she's been TWANKED....
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to fondle another's private area while dawning holiday bells
The jolly couple twanked on Christmas Eve night
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"Hey Twank, get them offa my portch, and stop drinkin my Lauders."
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