ALL THESE DFINITIONS ARE CRUDE AND SILLY!
Twank is just a word derived from the word p'twankyho, which is an expression of feeling. "Twank" can be used to express sudden, spontanious, and impulsive moments of any form of emotion.
-"Oh no. We forgot the hyperdigicalator"
-"Ah, TWANK!"
OR
-SILENCE....
-"twank!"
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The art of wanking whilst tweeting (using Twitter).
This is more commonly the response to a celebrity who has responded to a fellow tweeter.
@therealdavidbeckham hi @snedwan how are you doing.
@snedwan oh fuck me, david beckham has just tweeted me, I'm so excited I'm going to have to start twanking.
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When girls plank together, particularly lesbians.
Sarah and Lisa are twanking in the next room while we are left out holding out nutsacs in the cold.
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World of Warcraft: High Level toons party syncing down to do low level BGโs.
Thanks to Twanking, DKs and DHs are murdering low level BGs.
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a re-styled for general consumtion way of calling someone a wanker
you twank, twanker!!, stop twanking around
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\Twank\, v. t. To cause to make a sharp twanging sound; to twang, or twangle. --Addison.
Source: Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary, ยฉ 1996, 1998 MICRA, Inc.
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The coupling of the words "twat" and "wank" to describe the female mastubatory pursuit
Cindy sat back, spread her legs wide in the air and began to twank ferociously
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