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When your USB is still facing the wrong way even tho you tried turning it around
Fucking hell I've tried to insert my USB 4 times now and its always the wrong way around! It must be a Schrödinger's USB
A nubbin is a 120V outlet -> USB connector for charging phones etc.
I plugged my phone into the usb wire but it wasn't connected to the USB nubbin, so it didn't charge. I should have connected it to the nubbin and plugged the nubbin into the wall.
A USB to HDMI adapter that works without DP Alt Mode.
The Comsol Universal USB to HDMI and USB-C to USB-A Adapter costs 69 dollars because it does not require DP Alt Mode.
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A safe way of describing your genitals or having a sexual action without actually using any immature words, or nerd talk for having sexual intercourse.
I was using my Usb Dongle last night to unload 10 gigabytes of data into her Usb port
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a invisible communicative device which allows for the direct transference of thought.
You've got the usb hub plugged in on that one.
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A dumb port invented that was apparently designed to replace all cables. However, it was really to screw us over and make us buy new devices and a shitload of adapters.
USB-C knock knock joke:
A: Knock knock!
B: Who's there?
A: USB!
B: USB who?
A: C.
B: F*ck you.
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1) The top to a USB.
2) The head of a Ultimate Super Big penis.
3) The hat you put on a Uterus Sucking Bastard.
1) "Dude i can't find my USB cap."
2) "I can't fit your USB cap in my mouth."
3) "Hey before you go down there, you must remember to put on this hat!"
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