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quote " a man without an udder, is like a woman without a willy!"
by cassie and toni!
udder man
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Customer: I'd like a cup of coffee, please.
Vegan Barista: You want udder pus in that?
Customer: Yes, please.
Vegan Barista: 2%?
Customer: Whole, please.
Vegan Barista: shouting order to workmate Cup o' joe, extra pussie!
End scene
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A penis. Man-udder is usually referred to masturbation or handjobs since it resembles milking a cow.
My girl kept yanking my man-udder 'til my milk went on her face.
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UDder Disappointment occurs when someone has tried time and again to get a phrase into Urban Dictionary only to meet with rejection. For example this can occur if they try to submit legitimate phrases such as Rape of Clowns which genuinly is the collective noun for a group of no fewer than seven clowns outside of the tradditional circus setting. Like charity collecting.
I felt UDder disappointment when the Urban dictionary rejected my submission Keith. I swear it's a real thing.... wait can you hear that, it sounds like the rattling of no fewer than seven collection tins, on this completely ordinary high street. Oh shit man there are eight of them, its a f**king Rape of Clowns man. Poseiden mocks me once more.
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female nipples that are inverted or have the appearence the breasts are sucking them back in
oh how i hate my inverted udder caps they have caused me to be the joke of the estate and no man will ever chuck his pram batter upon them
Kind of like the female equivalent of "suck my balls",
However when someone says this it can be an insult to themselves.
Boy: Suck my balls, you whore
Girl: Suck my udder, you cow
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The Golden Udder
Full name Golden Udders of lucidity
the golden udder is somthing earthworm jim must collect to help save him self from going in a coma forever
so heres the story
Earthworm Jim is hit by a flying cow that sends him into a coma. Jim awakens within his own mind and discovers he has gone insane. His past villains have entered his mind and if something doesn't happen soon, Jim will be in the coma forever. His super ego has been unleashed within his mind to stop the madness. To restore his sanity he must find the Golden Udders of lucidity.When Jim enters his mind, he finds out that his four mind chambers have been taken over by his worst fears. He must collect Golden Udders to unlock the other three chambers and Green Marbles to unlock the levels within the chamber. Jim defeats four villains who took over his mind chambers, and finally faces the personification of his trauma: Earthworm Kim.
GOLDEN UDDERS SAVE YOU
Guy 1 : dude i am 3 golden udders away from getting them all
guy 2 : sweet dude!
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