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“did you hear about jenna? she wore a shirt she found in the dumpster”
“oh god. how bad was it”
“it wasn’t bad at all. total unexpected pregnanslay”
When you are a mild stoner and someone offers you a free toke on unexpected occasions.
I hardly get stoned at all. I only really get stoned when I have an unexpected toke.
As you are about to "bust" in your girl, pull out and proceed to do a jump over her while busting and screaming like an eagle. Warning, landing is crucial to succeed
I did the unexpected eagle on my girl last night, now my back hurts because i didn't manage to stick the landing.
It is when unexpectedly sounds just not fit for statement
It is more classy
He was unexpectably satisfied from his marks.
When you are surprised Coldplay cracks your top 5 artists on Spotify wrapped.
There was unexpected Coldplay in my Spotify listening history in 2023.
A parking space that doesn’t exist.
Did you find the parking space in the car park for unexpecting mothers after parking your vehicle?
When you get a box or package delivered to your doorstep that contains multiple used condoms, and a piece of paper on which a woman had her period on.
The unidentified package that arrived at the white house on January 5th, 1997 was "An Unexpected Delivery".