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As you are about to "bust" in your girl, pull out and proceed to do a jump over her while busting and screaming like an eagle. Warning, landing is crucial to succeed
I did the unexpected eagle on my girl last night, now my back hurts because i didn't manage to stick the landing.
When you are in a foreign country and you are of different race or color, and an African-American proceeds to call you a Nigga
unexpectedly. That is Unexpected Niggary
Foreigner: Excuse me sir, I am new in this country and i need help with directions would you like to point me to the direction of the movie theater?
African American: Yeah sure my nigga just take a left turn ahead.
You have been called a nigga unexpectedly. Unexpected Niggary
“did you hear about jenna? she wore a shirt she found in the dumpster”
“oh god. how bad was it”
“it wasn’t bad at all. total unexpected pregnanslay”
When something is presented for non-sexual purposes but turns out to be sexy.
Check out this video of a lady talking about bees.
Unexpected fap.
When a man is under the belief that he is having protected sex with a female, only to find he is wrong.
Did you here about Steve?
Yeah, his "Unexpected Load" is due in about 9 months.
OR
He thought I was on the pill.
Jesus Kathy, that's a hell of an "Unexpected Load" to explain to poor Steve.
When you are surprised Coldplay cracks your top 5 artists on Spotify wrapped.
There was unexpected Coldplay in my Spotify listening history in 2023.
A parking space that doesn’t exist.
Did you find the parking space in the car park for unexpecting mothers after parking your vehicle?